Enjoy!

There is good sex and there is bad sex, but chocolate will always be chocolate.-I have no idea who wrote it.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its too dark to read."-Groucho Marx

"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll be I'd be darling at it."-Dorothy Parker

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"-General George S. Patton

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."-Aldous Huxley

"Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down."-Jimmy Durante

"Copy from one, its plaigarism; copy from two, its research."-Wilson Mizner

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"-H.M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers in 1927.

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."-Fred Allen

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."-Charles Schultz

and my personal favorite:
"Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years."-Author unknown.

More to come later